Oh what fun it is perusing the sale sections of newspapers. Check out these bargains:
Personal cup coffee brewers: $89.99 ($90 for one cup of coffee? Seems a little salty, doesn’t it?)
Single wine bottle chiller: $79.99 (add $200 and you can get an entire refrigerator WITH a freezer compartment!)
Automatic Wine Opener: $29.99 (What… it’s too hard to crank, turn, and pull by hand?!)
Automatic Hands-free soap dispenser - $29.99 (yup… that pumping hurts the heal of my hand)
Frappe Maker - $79.99 (what the hell is a frappe?)
Steam Jewelry Cleaner - $79.99
Triple-track electric shaver - $199.99
Deluxe Nose/Ear Hair Trimmer with Vacuum - $29.99 (just what I need, a nose hair vacuum -- Eewe!)
Bone-shaped dog bed - $12.99
And my favorite: the “Mangroomer” (an electric back hair shaver) - $39.99
2 comments:
Yer funny...whut? don't you have one of each??!
Perusing the Bed Bath and Beyond circular, I see. Wow, I just found a bunch of oregano under my wedding ring.
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