Human Sucking Aliens

There's nothing like a rock-solid, heavy sleep with the dream world in fast-action. Last night, Brett was driving an RV to escape the aliens we knew were coming. They come every year at the same time and land at the same place to feast on humans. (No, I wasn't watching War of the Worlds either!). Myself, Donna, Brett and an RV load of other folks stocked the RV with food, water and beer to head south to escape the coming of the beings. But being the adventurers they are, decided to stop atop a nearby mountain within visual distance to watch the landing, the removal of the spaceship hatch, and the entrance onto earth to start the feast. They thought it would be fun to "celebrate" the arrival. So we did, but this arrival was a little different. We couldn't tell the aliens from the humans! Apparently, they learned how to assimilate (No, I wasn't watching the borg on Star Trek either!) human body to disguise themselves to sneak up on us and eat us (think Body Snatchers, and no, I wasn't watching it either). So while the folks from our RV were out enjoying the watching of the feast, little did we all know that some of the RV people were actually turning into aliens that would be joining us on the trip south to avoid being eaten. So we saw the aliens getting closer to our watching site, and decided to get the show on the road. We all piled into the RV and started heading south. We were all cozy in the RV and chit chatting when…. I woke up. Damn it.